To-Do Lists

My husband and I are gearing up to get really going on the renovation project. We've been waiting for some funds to go through before we could go any farther. Everything is starting this week.

He says to me, "How do you want me to give you your To-Do Lists?" Of course, I had a few immediate ideas. *snicker* See... he recognizes that I do not like to be bossed and he knows that I get downright ticked off when I feel like I'm being bossed. So, he's asked me to come up with some ideas as to how I would prefer he let me know what my daily tasks are regarding the upcoming events.

Here's what I came up with so far:

• Each task can be written with icing on a yummy brownie. When I finish the job, I eat the brownie.
• Place each task in a bottle and set it out to sea, when I make my way to the coast, I'll pick it up and give it a gander.
• Write the tasks on little pieces of paper and tie them to the butts of butterflies. Set them free and if they come back to me, I'll do them.
• Buy me one of those cool talking birds. Tell him what you want me to do and then he can tell me. Repeatedly.
• Hire one of those airplane writer guys to write the tasks in the sky.
• Adopt a chimpanzee who knows sign language. Sign the tasks to him and then he can sign them to me. Of course, you'd have to get me some sign language classes first.

I think those are sufficient choices for him. Don't you?